Ode To Costco

Dear Costco my friend-

How I love your wide aisles and boxes of baby wipes.

I love the sweet smell of the veggie burger samples in the frozen food section.

And am always pleased when the food sampler person says, "sure, you can have another!"

I love that your prices on bread are consistently lower than Walmart,

And how your rotisserrie chickens call my name like a gentle breeze as I gaze longingly at them.

I love the 500 trash bags I bought the other day as they stretch fabulously,

And that the gas at the pump was a full 10 cents cheaper than anywhere else.

Dearest Costco, I'll love you forever.